I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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