You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
one might say we're banned from that church
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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