hotel room ftw
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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