So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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