Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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