You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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