He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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