is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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