Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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