I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize