After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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