this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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