so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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