If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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