I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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