Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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