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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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