Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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