Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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