I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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