Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
false alarm, still single
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