so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
