six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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