no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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