Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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