At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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