don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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