id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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