God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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