My liver just broke up with me...
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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