I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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