if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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