So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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