So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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