I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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