Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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