Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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