what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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