I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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