Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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