We won't sleep together?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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