I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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