Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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