You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
