dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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