i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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