I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
