Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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