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hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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