guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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