One girl and one boy is just not enough.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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